Butter. Is it good? Yes, but perhaps too good. It's like how you may really like cheesecake, but if someone tied you down and force fed you nothing but cheesecake for three years, you might change your mind. Butter is like three years of cheesecake in a single serving. I say serving as if some guy is just sitting there chewing on sticks of butter, but I actually mean it as when spread on something, such as bread, or fresh onion. Butter, applied in this manner, is simply shit.
Of course, butter also has a myriad of culinary uses. I guess. But whatever, who cares about that?
In conclusion, I'd like to break down the pros and cons of butter.
- It's slippery.
- It's easily made from, um, cows, and other stuff...
The Case For Butter
- It's slippery.
- Three years of cheesecake.
- Too much like margarine.
The Case Against Butter
And that's about all there is to say about butter.
OBJECTION!
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