Birds. What the fuck is up with birds? Why would you want a bird? You could get the same effect as owning a bird by sticking a bunch of feathers glued together into a cage, and opening a squeaky cabinet every ten minutes while you watch TV. They've got all the personality of a bag of potatoes, assuming said bag possessed a horrible beak and lashed out at anyone who came near it. What are you even going to do with a bird? What the hell is wrong with you? Also, I hear birds turn you queer.
The Case For Birds
The Case Against Birds
- They're ugly.
- They're hateful.
- Bag of potatoes with awful tearing beak.
- Will make you the gay.
OBJECTION!
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